What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls.

Why don't some bicycles work?

Because they are two-tired.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!

Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why don't some bicycles work?

Because they are two-tired.

Why don't some fish do well in school?

Because they are below sea level.

Why don't some fish play piano?

Because you can't tuna fish.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.

How does a taco say grace?

Lettuce pray.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

Frostbite.

Why don't some fish play piano?

Because you can't tuna fish.